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Ten 1st World Problems caused by Mass Effect

Journal Entry: Sun Jan 13, 2013, 10:13 PM
1- Irritated by Kelly/Samantha telling me that someone would like to talk to me on another deck even though I JUST CAME FROM THAT DECK.

2- Irritated that my FemShep runs like she has a sausage and eggs between her legs even though she's clearly a woman.

3- Annoyed that Shepard is carrying a gun in a cutscene that I didn't equip him with (where did he get it from??).

4- Irritated that the piece of armor that would give me great stats is just plain ugly and would ruin my outfit.

5- Irritated that wearing a helmet would increase my stats but I refuse to wear it because I then can't see my Shepard speak.

6- Upset at having to kill defenseless pyjaks to get a discount from the Krogan store.

7- Irritated that to play Mass Effect 1 again I would have to sit through all that pointless driving around in the goddamn Mako.

8- Annoyed that Jack won't get together with my FemShep even though I thought for sure she'd be the one female in the game that would.

9- Annoyed at Liara for giving me fifty chances to get back with her in ME3 even though I cheated on her in ME2.

10- Frustrated that every time Kai Leng turns up I lose control of my Shepard who suddenly can't shoot for shit.

Got some of your own to share? :)

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saiyanprincesscat Jan 15, 2013  Student Writer
Hah, those are pretty good. Let's see...oh yes, my problem was downloading the highly anticipated extended cut after scraping by that last part in the hardest difficulty, seeing Star Kid again and shooting him as was per usual...

Except that time he yelled at me, game ended...

:| Had to re-do everything. Learned you can't skip scenes in the last part. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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The-JoeBlack Jan 15, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
OMFG those ending cutscenes were unbearable! And the slow walk of doom to the choices you really don't want to choose....
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Cardboredbox Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm tellin' ya! All those problems can be solved with Space Magic. :iconwhutplz:
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The-JoeBlack Jan 15, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Good old Space Magic. Can it get me out of work early today? :(
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Cardboredbox Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*wiggles fingers* ta-DAAHHH!!
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The-JoeBlack Jan 15, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Still at smelly work. Maybe you need it to be a full moon for your powers to be at their most effective??
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Cardboredbox Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I think you are right. Actually, I think all the planets have to be aligned first...
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The-JoeBlack Jan 15, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Stupid planets... BRING ON THE EQUINOX!!!
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Cardboredbox Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
woo! :iconlawooplz:
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jeanwrap Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ALL VERY TRUE.
Every time I took Kaiden out on a mission in ME1 the game would glitch and he would be shooting upwards the entire mission, in turn rendering as a useless partner and the shooting sounds got very annoying. This is why I had no problem killing him off. o_o;
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