2- Polling the electorate does not mean what you thik it means (you grot).
3- Most stupid people don't know they're stupid (they will become agitated and aggressive if you point it out so beware).
4- Girls, ask your friends if you're good at walking in high heels. If it takes them more than a second to reply, stop wearing high heels. It's awkward and kinda painful to watch.
5- Guys, skin tight jeans are just for the ladies and guys of a certain persuasion.
6- Telling people that you're smart will make them automatically assume that you're a moron.
7- Kim Kardashian did not become famous for her fashion (don't google search this at work or you'll get fired)
8- There are no snakes in New Zealand.
9- Actor Jamie Foxx's real name is Eric Marlon Bishop.
10- Before a spotted skunk sprays you, it'll actually do a couple of handstands first so if you see one and think he's just trying to entertain you, don't move in for a closer look. The results will be less awesome than expected.