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10 more facts of life

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 7, 2012, 10:26 PM
1- A mosquito has 47 teeth.

2- Polling the electorate does not mean what you thik it means (you grot).

3- Most stupid people don't know they're stupid (they will become agitated and aggressive if you point it out so beware).

4- Girls, ask your friends if you're good at walking in high heels. If it takes them more than a second to reply, stop wearing high heels. It's awkward and kinda painful to watch.

5- Guys, skin tight jeans are just for the ladies and guys of a certain persuasion.

6- Telling people that you're smart will make them automatically assume that you're a moron.

7- Kim Kardashian did not become famous for her fashion (don't google search this at work or you'll get fired)

8- There are no snakes in New Zealand.

9- Actor Jamie Foxx's real name is Eric Marlon Bishop.

10- Before a spotted skunk sprays you, it'll actually do a couple of handstands first so if you see one and think he's just trying to entertain you, don't move in for a closer look. The results will be less awesome than expected.

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ShadowcatPrime Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh wow. :lmao:
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The-JoeBlack Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. Need to think of more...
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ShadowcatPrime Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed. XD
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knightchick Nov 10, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I concur :rofl:
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Ezri-Krios Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:rofl: :love:

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The-JoeBlack Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Heeheehee :)
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:iconrazkurdt:
I want more!! I need more!! Do you have more facts? Do you?
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The-JoeBlack Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Yes! So many more!! I'll try to do another today :P
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Rama-Kay Nov 8, 2012  Student Writer
LOL!! hehehehe Nice..
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The-JoeBlack Nov 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks! :P
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