Zaeed had been hitting the booze HARD and mistakenly purchased a bottle of Turian beer with hpynogenic qualities. Zaeed is apprehended attempting to shoot down some Vorcha with two bananas. When the police ask him what damage he thought his two bananas could cause, Zaeed looked down, puzzled for a moment, then replied,
"Have you seen my costume?? I AM THE LORD OF THE BANANAS!!". Zaeed was kept in lockup for the night...
Character belongs to Bioware and EA Games
Zaeed by PabloPicasso
Banana by decanandersen
Photoshopped by me
Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek