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Mass Effect - Oh...$#!T... by The-JoeBlack Mass Effect - Oh...$#!T... by The-JoeBlack
What if Shepard had never stopped the feud between Jack and Miranda? Down in the Shuttle Bay/ makeshift gym where Kasumi is helping Jacob work out, Jack casually mentions that thigh high boots are for hookers and Miranda busts open Jack's lip with a right hook of her own. Miranda asks "How did you like that hook b!tch?". Jack wipes the blood from her lip and grins...

P.S. Wrex is putting $100 Krogan dollars on Jack and offers to take on the winner.

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All characters and ship design belong to Bioware and EA Games

Jack by o0Crofty0o
Kasumi by o0Crofty0o
Miranda retex by MIA Lady (Converted by o0Crofty0o)
Kaiden by Goha
Wrex by Goha
Jacob by PabloPicasso
Thorsglow by XNALaraL
Blood by Sascha
Money by wesker500
Weight set by wesker500

Photoshopped by me
Posed by me in XNALara from Dusan Pavlicek
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:iconmikakaf:
mikakaf Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
I think they are couple in Citidel DLC.So let them fight,my money's on Jack
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
I second that! :highfive;
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:iconsupesrulez:
SupesRulez Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
Let's be honest.
It's going to end in angry sex.
:)
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Lol. You could be right :)
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:iconjulianhellsing:
julianhellsing Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
Wrex:Place your bets, Ladys and Gentleman!!
Shepard: All right, who is cleaning up?
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Lol! Wrex gets clean up duties :P
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:iconjokerz-1824:
Jokerz-1824 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
Ladies and gentlemen, place your bets now!
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Lol. My money's on Jack :)
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:iconrebelboy316:
rebelboy316 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013
Meanwhile, the two crew members in the background don't give a $#!T
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. I'd be running :)
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:iconxkalipso:
xkalipso Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
jacob :D cool work:D
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot! :)
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:iconxkalipso:
xkalipso Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you're welcome:)
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:iconbenrg:
BenRG Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
"Jack, Miranda, I'm going to give both of you ladies precisely one chance to stand down. After that, all bets are off. Are we clear?"
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Lol. Priceless :)
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:iconinsanitypress:
insanitypress Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
shit just got real.....
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Yup. Shit + fan in 3...2...1... :)
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:iconinsanitypress:
insanitypress Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
might wanna go up a deck before they tear a hole in the bulkhead.. lol
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahahaha. How I wish Shep had just let them go for it :)
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:iconinsanitypress:
insanitypress Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"take pictures!"
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Bahahaha :)
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:iconjuggalette57:
juggalette57 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013   Traditional Artist
that is with out a dout my fave outfit for jak just looks realy good in it
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks! That was my fave outfit too :)
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:iconbeefers:
beefers Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I like this piece a lot. The look on both their faces is well done, but I think Miranda is in for an ass whoopin!
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. My money's on Jack too :)
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:iconyatsukii:
Yatsukii Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013
This is awesome lol
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot! And thanks for the fave and watch :)
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:icondarkassassin069:
DarkAssassin069 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013
WOW!! amazing detail dude!!
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks a lot! Took a while to do that one :)
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:iconharuaya:
HaruAya Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013
Jacob LOLLOL
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Haahahaha. He knows what's about to go down :P
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:iconmctuner:
MCtuner Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
oh boy! Biotic cat fight!
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. My money's on Jack ;)
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:iconmandyalenko:
mandyalenko Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Hobbyist
WOW!! You are so freaking good at these!!
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Aww thanks a lot! :)
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:iconsoul-theif:
Soul-Theif Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012
Gine Shepard : .... 500 credits on Jack.

Miranda : Really commander? Betting on the Mistake?

Gine Shepard : 100 credits on Jack.. and an extra 200 if you make Miranda cry too.
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahahaha. I'll bet an extra 400 on Jack :)
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:iconakai34:
AKAI34 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aw snap! Here comes the psychotic biotic! SHE WILL DESTROY YOU!
Also, love Jacob and Kaidan's expressions, priceless!
Amazing work! :clap:
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh yeah you know she will!! Always bet on Jack :)
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:iconbast-fury:
Bast-Fury Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012   Traditional Artist
Jack will kick Miranda`s ass BIG TIME :D

Great work =]
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I totally agree! Always bet on Jack :)
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:iconbast-fury:
Bast-Fury Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012   Traditional Artist
Yeeee =] she rulz =]
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:icongoombapie:
GoombaPie Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
the expressions and set up are so perfect
great job
:)
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you! I liked making that one :)
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:iconknuckpain:
knuckpain Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist
lol wrex haha i love it good work
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. Thanks a lot! :)
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:iconillusive-penguin:
Illusive-Penguin Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012
LOL Wrex's face
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. He loves a good fight ;)
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:icondaidono:
Daidono Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
Wow, good piece. I am a Miranda fan, but here she should better start running. I can't think of anyone who could p*ss off Jack without taking a serious biotic beating, except maybe Shepard, then again what couldn't Shepard get away with? Oh right, even the Commander Shepard can't interrupt Garrus Vakarian when he is calibrating. Anyway, poor Miranda, but great work.
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:iconthe-joeblack:
The-JoeBlack Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hahaha. Yeah Shepard is indestructible mostly. Personally I wouldn't want to take on Jack or Garrus in a fight :P
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